Never fails to comfort me – I went to dinner with my friends to visit the local casinos, and as soon as we walked in the door, they’re making sarcastic comments about all the slot players. My friends mocked them for playing with the edge of a big house or a game based solely on luck. My friends are the same and then head off to the Blackjack tables for their mortgage Martingale go.
I really do not understand – what’s so wrong with the slot machines? The house was sure to win – but not the case with all games? I want to take some time to stand up for the second slot, with ten reasons why Slots is Awesome:
# 1: They Wikipedia .. You do not have to sit there and stared at the strategy card every 5 minutes, or attempt to try and follow what cards are dealt poor cards in order to calculate. You just play the roll and hope you are lucky. And if you do not? You spin them again.
# 2: There are a variety of slot machines to choose from. Ever wanted to play Blackjack with a twist? You can not. Biggest “twist” that comes with the Blackjack is a game with sidebets like “40-1 deal you get two jack of spades”. With slot machines you can play slots with bonus games, progressive jackpots, 5-line, 30-line, 1 lines, classic slots, video slots, there’s tremendous variation slot machines to play. Oh, and guess what? You can leave a slot machine and hit up the next slot machine with ease – no strategy necessary rules or not. Just sit and spin.
# 3: They cost a lot, however you want. Most table games offer a minimum bet. Not so in the slot. With the slot you can sit at the high roller slot machine spins to $ 1000, or sitting on a penny slot machine betting only one cent per round. Slots accommodate all players with bankrolls.
# 4: Progressive jackpot. Now sure some table games to progressive jackpots – but everywhere in the slot machine area. It’s almost more difficult to find a slot machine that does not have a progressive jackpot, from one who has.
# 5: your life can change in seconds. See # 4. The only way your life can change in a game like Roulette is if you take everything you own and betting on a roulette wheel spin. The slot can be used to play the way you play and then boom – suddenly you’ve just won $ 200k.
# 6: You will not get stabbed in a dark alley by a player slot. Blackjack game ever late, tired and slightly drunk, and “hit” when you have to have “standing”? Yeah – people next to you yelling in your ear is someone who you do not want to meet outside a casino in the future. Meanwhile in the slot if you accidentally push button, the people next to you will not care.
# 7: It’s easy. Actually. Slot as casual games to play. You can sit back, spun away in the slot and chatting with a friend, or watch boxing on TV screen. Try watching a boxing while playing dice.
# 8: Great rewards. Go play at a blackjack table for a few hours, and playing at a slot machine for several hours, and then see which one gives the best comps. Slots players get the best comps away from every casino player.
# 9: It’s quick. No waiting for other players. No waiting for the wheel spin, or dealer to pay all the people out. Spinning and spinning as fast or slow as you want – so when you’re finished, you get up and go.
# 10: It’s fun. Really, this. Slot noisy. And bright. With a flashlight. And the cool icons. Slots is the explosion – watch the first and second BAR icons just perfectly lined up, then saw an icon BAR in the third column appeared just shy of the payline. Then look down, and realize you have one drive left.
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